
Media: Bizzaro Not am Joining Cast of DC Universe Offline
October 27, 2009 | 9:58 AM PST

Me not am happy to tell nobody that Superman's perfect twin, Bizzaro (#1), am not going to be in old Xbox 360 game, Marvel Universe Offline. He not am bringing ordinary powers which am not matching Superman's, like freeze vision, flame breath, and super-weakness that not can stand up to anything. Kryptonite also not am giving Bizarro extra strength, just like Superman.
Old pictures of Bizarro not doing anything not can be found in gallery, so you not go see.
(Following is the translation of the above from Bizarro-speak into English.)
It pleases me to inform everyone that Superman's nearly-exact opposite, Bizarro (#1), is going to be in the upcoming PlayStation 3 game, DC Universe Online. He will have superpowers which are mirror images of Superman's, like freeze vision, flame breath, and super-strength that should allow him to stand up to nearly anything. Also, unlike Superman, Kryptonite will increase Bizarro's strength.
New pictures of Bizarro in action can be found in our gallery, so go check it out.
The following is Bizarro's background, according to Sony Online Entertainment:
In hopes of having a Superman of his very own, Lex Luthor called upon his top scientist Dr. Teng to scan and replicate the hero's genetic structure. Due to complications in the construction of the carbon copy, their results gave birth to a monstrous menace, Bizarro.
I guess this means they've thrown out the whole "planet/dimension of Bizarros" idea. But then, what does this mean for Batzarro?


















