David "The Hoff" Hasselhoff has accomplished many things in the 56 years he's been on planet earth. He rode around and fought crime in a talking car, he got to watch babes on a beach all day, and he's even eaten a hamburger in one of the strangest ways possible. Now David has 1 more thing to add to his resume.

People reported earlier today that the upcoming PSN title, PAIN: Movie Lot will feature the "America's Got Talent" host in a series of games that will have you delivering all kinds of brutal punishment to all of his vital organs and appendages. Dibs on shoving a shard of glass in his esophagus!

In the irreverently comedic game, a player can take a virtual Hasselhoff – replete with a Knight Rider jump suit emblazoned with "The Hoff" on the back – though a series of collisions and pratfalls and score points for how much pain they can make the onetime German pop star endure.-- People.com

Check the video of "The Hoff's" debut at the People.com link below. You won't know whether to smile or scratch your head in bewilderment.