Okay, sure, you probably don't take Mortal Kombat all that seriously now; after all, they sort of did that in when they introduced Friendships, Babalities, and Fatalities that include dropping the arcade machine on people.

Nonetheless, Maxim has managed to top it all by getting Hernan Sanchez, the announcer's voice for the series ten years and counting, to record some lines for them. And what lines they were...

Hear for yourself with the embeddable soundboard below, which you can find yourself at Maxim's website.